I’m Just Really Bored

tevruden:

kushblazer666:

Yes but also:

politijohn:

Nothing to see here, just illegal union busting activity

librafolie:

withahappyrefrain:

daddybucky:

This Tik Tok that just came across my FYP: “Will y’all authors stop using the word ‘cock’?? There’s so many other words!!”

Ma’am, respectfully, that is the least objectionable / most palatable word for that particular reproductive organ

and also respectfully, no, I will not stop 😂

Someone clearly did not live through the 2008 fanfic where instead of ‘cock’, we had:

-Rod (are we fishing or fucking? Who knows?)

-tremebling member (member of what club? I still don’t know)

-Velvet shaft (why was velvet the go to texture? Still trying to figure that one out)

-Weeping manhood (what is causing it to cry? Is it in a therapy session? Again, still searching for an answer)

Oof. “Weeping manhood” sounds like an STD. Better get that checked out

mango-habanero-autism-deactivat:

mango-habanero-autism-deactivat:

I did my thesis on eugenics and forced sterilization in Canadian history (indigenous specific) and the next cis woman to say that men should collectively be forced to get vasectomies for points on some kind imaginary scoreboard of rights is getting sent a copy of the records I had to sift thru of men, mostly indigenous, racialized, developmentally disabled, or poor men, being sterilized against their wills and often without their knowledge.

I once again must remind people that “don’t like abortion, get a vasectomy” isn’t the gotcha you think it is, and that reproductive justice means supporting people who are targeted by the state both for forced birth AND for sterilization and child apprehension, as they’re linked closely.

huffylemon:

get ready everyone

wizzardhat:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

everythingfox:

Popcorn is a variety of corn kernel which expands and puffs up when heated

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godsarecrazy:

I need an IV of creek water STAT

ccorinthian:

dankmemeuniversity:

LOVE YOURSELF

grimelords: