i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
Rattle The Stars
My name is Mariah Tayla and I just want to be a happy thought. I want to be someone's smile at the end of the day, and that would be enough.
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
Plus both our logos end in punctuation!
Fuck yeah, David.
(via imhere-to-stay)
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!
IM SORRY BUT TAYLOR SWIFTS FACE IN THE LAST GIF WHEN SHE SEES THEM ALMOST KISSING, OMG
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Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via imhere-to-stay)
I am in love with this..
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article herei’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
WHAT!?
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
Remember ladies:
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
boosting the fuck out of this
also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it.
how fucking gross
(via drmadwoman)
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
(via mcgarrygirl78)
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#Book that made you bawl your eyes out the most
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This is realllllllllly weird lmao
This is really NORMAL.
Except we never see it-so it is terrifying and uncomfortable when it happens.
(Mostly because people would laugh or be unkind)I own a sex shop. Once a woman bled on our chair during an interview. She was horrified and felt ashamed because it was in some way unprofessional. We weren’t bothered. We said ‘what better place to work on being ok with your body than at a feminist sex shop?’
Bleeding is normal and dealing with it is one of the most pervasive ways women are complicit in their silence.Some men bleed too. How would you react to that? For many men who are Trans the act of bleeding is a security threat.
Fuck off with your lolz.
Reblogging again for above commentary ^^^^^
Omg I love these pictures. GIRLS SHOULD NOT BE SO ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
Like, I’m not gonna stop wearing a pad because shit’s messy, but fer real? THIS IS A NATURAL THING YOUR BODY DOES. IT HAPPENS, AND IT’S TOTALLY OKAY. Hiding it, shoving it away and pretending it doesn’t exist in order to make teh menz feel more comfortable is bullshit. People give me weird looks all the time because I’m comfortable saying when I have my period, and it’s like, WHY IS THIS SOMETHING THAT’S CONSIDERED BAD. EVERY PERSON WITH A FULLY FUNCTIONAL UTERUS DOES THIS. GET OVER IT.
(via imhere-to-stay)
It Hurts…
do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia [Julia Gillard] kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]
I want her to be my Prime Minister
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It is official, after an ungodly amount of hours, and tagging names, and fixing resolutions, and brightening dark photos, and making up captions, are yearbook is finished. Happiness and relief are not even close to what I am feeling right now. As much fun as it was, I’m very glad that it is done and off to print.
I will be very proud to have my name in that book, it was well worth the effort.
